A bold, vintage-inspired tee that speaks to people who love sharp wit and newsroom humor. The black shirt features a retro graphic reading “Bowel Disruptor” with a mock-megaphone and lightning accents in distressed pink and cream tones. It feels lived-in at first wear — soft, lightweight cotton that sits comfortably for long shifts, late-night edits, or casual weekends. Wear it to break the ice at writer meetups, to add a tongue-in-cheek edge to your everyday look, or as an inside nod among fellow journalists and satire lovers. The design’s aged texture and offbeat copy create a grin-and-raise-an-eyebrow moment every time someone reads it.
Product features - 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for a soft, breathable feel - Tubular knit (no side seams) for cleaner drape and reduced fabric waste - Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to keep shape and resist stretching - DTG/DTF printed graphics: durable sleeve and neck prints with vibrant colors - OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified; ethically sourced cotton and EU 2-year warranty
Care instructions - Do not dryclean - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
