Christmas Quote — 'When Santa squeezes his fat white ass...' Holiday Crewneck Sweatshirt

Christmas Quote — 'When Santa squeezes his fat white ass...' Holiday Crewneck Sweatshirt

Regular price $45.00 USD
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A cozy midweight crewneck that feels like a quiet winter evening wrapped in soft fabric. The relaxed, dropped-shoulder cut and classic fit make it easy to slip on after a long day of running errands or lounging by the tree. The subtle, handwritten-style text on the front reads like a private holiday whisper — gentle, slightly irreverent, and strangely comforting. Wear it with jeans and boots for a brisk walk through twinkling streets or drape it over pajamas during a slow, cinnamon-scented morning at home. The feel is lived-in without being worn out: warm, tidy, and quietly familiar.

Product features
- Medium-heavy fabric (8.4 oz/yd²) for lasting warmth
- 80% ring-spun cotton / 20% polyester (fiber content varies by color)
- Dropped shoulders and classic fit for relaxed comfort
- 1x1 ribbed cuffs and hem with spandex for stretch-and-recovery
- Tear-away and DTF inner neck labels; REACH certified

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
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