Christmas Sweatshirt — "Now I Have a Machine Gun Ho-Ho-Ho" Holiday

Christmas Sweatshirt — "Now I Have a Machine Gun Ho-Ho-Ho" Holiday

Regular price $45.00 USD
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Cosy, bold, and a little bit irreverent — this midweight crewneck brings a grin to anyone who likes holiday humor with edge. The relaxed drop-shoulder silhouette and medium-heavy fabric wrap you in warmth without feeling bulky. The front text, rendered in a playful, hand-drawn red script, reads like a mischievous holiday whisper that turns heads at ugly-sweater parties, casual winter hangouts, or an evening stroll beneath holiday lights. Wear it layered over a tee or under a coat; it settles into weekends, road trips, and low-key gatherings where laughs matter more than formality.

Product features
- 80/20 ring-spun cotton-poly (varies by color) — medium-heavy 8.4 oz fabric
- Dropped shoulders for a relaxed, easy fit
- 1x1 ribbed cuffs and hem with spandex for stretch and recovery
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for cleaner look and reduced fabric waste
- Tear-away neck label; DTF inner neck printing; REACH certified; made in Bangladesh

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
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