This lightweight crew tee carries a bold, sassy statement in bright pink: “I AM SERIOUS — AND DON'T CALL ME SHIRLEY.” It lands with a wink and an edge, great for anyone who likes humor that’s confident and a little nostalgic. The soft ring-spun cotton feels smooth against skin, and the classic fit keeps the silhouette relaxed without looking sloppy. Wear it at casual meetups, movie nights, or lazy weekends to signal a playful, no-nonsense mood. The tubular knit and ribbed collar hold their shape through washes, while discreet tear-away labeling keeps the neck comfortable. This shirt is made with ethically grown cotton and meets strict safety certifications, so it’s as responsible as it is cheeky.
Product features - 100% ring-spun cotton — lightweight 153 g/m² for year-round comfort - Tubular knit (no side seams) for a clean look and less fabric waste - Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to maintain shape and prevent stretching - Pearlized tear-away label for itch-free wear; OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified - DTF sleeve/inner neck details available; EU 2-year warranty and safety compliance
Care instructions - Do not dryclean - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
