Soft, breathable tee with a playful mystical design that reads “The Universe Advised Against It.” Subtle tarot cards and moon phases sit above the text in a muted, vintage-inspired palette. The cut is semi-fitted and lightweight, draping gently for everyday wear. It’s the kind of shirt you reach for when you want to signal dry humor and a little cosmic skepticism — whether you’re strolling a farmers’ market, meeting friends for coffee, or curling up with a good tarot deck. The breathable cotton and tear-away label keep it comfortable for all-day wear; the ribbed collar and reinforced hems hold their shape through many washes. A quietly witty piece that blends astrology imagery with low-key sarcasm, made for those who read signs but still roll their eyes.
Product features - 100% ringspun cotton (color-dependent fiber blends) — light 4.5 oz fabric for breathable comfort - Semi-fitted cut with side seams for a flattering, durable shape - Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching - Double-needle sleeve and bottom hem for added durability - Tear-away label; runs true to size; meets safety and compliance standards
Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Tumble dry: medium - Do not iron - Do not dryclean
